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[mooserattler]

Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.

[moonblossom]

How can I say no to such a great photo and such a polite request?

[allthelittlebeagles]

i will always support this post

[freshrosemary]

@mooserattler back on my dash!

[jjflow]

Why isn’t this at a million notes, yet, Dante???

[mooserattler]

I’m not sure. Hey lovely people who have taken me over half way to a cool million! If you’d like to reblog again, I’d love that, if not, I still love you, and hope you’re having a great day. I’m gonna go do some stand up tonight.

[bidoof]

god come on we’re so close. this is like the only meaningful thing that this website could ever achieve

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[fitmaree]

Can’t risk it

[phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess]

This is the Cassowary of Creativity

It just kicked the everloving shit out of the duck for threatening you, and wishes you a good, creative day.
You are Safe Now.

[phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess]

[dx7]

you have been visited by 

Dewey

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[inritum]

reblog and make a wish!


this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

[ryedragon]

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

[displaced-angel]

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

[doryishness]

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

[riningear]

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

[spoopy-len-in-a-dress]

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

[themixedbagofspooky]

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

[highonvodka]

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

[hopel3ssly]

MMMRNUFAHSNSKM

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[hoodoo-hoodlum]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[pencilblots]

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

[strangenewclassrooms]

1. I don’t believe in these things
   
2. But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job
3. But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.
4. Roger is cute.

[the-crystal-queen]

Eh Roger is cute I might as well

[secondlina]

That fish is so happy it makes me happy.

[cinnappo]

Reblogging myself because I reblogged this yesterday and got promoted today!

[mysweetminiaussie]

oh what the hell…lol.

[thefitally]

this is important

[classyvirginiabelle]

This anatomy test tomorrow lol

[tall-trashcan]

might aswell try

[blarbynose]

Here we go

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7 Monty Python’s Bizarre MicroSoft Paint Adventure

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Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

[myswagisnice]

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

[peachy-blisss]

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

[thetasrose]

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

[larryismyhallelujah]

goddamn it

[lollie-pond]

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

[steampoweredplayer]

Koop

[twirliest]

This has 1.2 million reblogs …
Ps not riskin it

[stardusttx]

1.4 almost
ps not risking it

[queenprotein]

Fuck this post

[i-likethesummer-rain]

2.5 million notes I hate myself

[patrick-kanes-nose]

I reblogged this twice now

[insidethe99]

I’m so sorry this isn’t b99 related and this isn’t real but I can’t not skip this I’m sorry

[blondespancakes]

Not taking a fucking chance

[crazy-fairy-br]

Sorry, guys, but Im not taking a chance

[celestialkeyprincess]

No chances… She’s out… And she must be protected.

[bitchwithwifivevo]

How dare you

[riarkling]

Whatcha doin to me Farkle!

[shippinglucaya]

i can’t risk it

sorry babes my moms just my favorite person ever

[prettylittleliarsfan901]

Sorry I can’t risk it

[missprincessdancingsunshine]

Fuck sorry guys  I love my mom

[thelunarchroniclesthoughts]

Omg I hate these things but I am paranoid. So sorry guys.

[feels-ships-lunars]

2.8 million notes

CANT RISK IT

[trapbvby]

Sorry guys

[smartwata]

sorry 😩

[mexicanthighs]

IM NOT RISKING IT

[ryanhadblogged]

I did, my mom is STILL DEAD. Works.

[dadd]

3.3 million notes GURLLLLLL

[corpseparty14]

Originally posted by meganivyt

[meanspo-for-me]

3.3 million IM SORRY OK

[mark-oppa-got7]

I love my mum ;O 

[official-tenchittaphon]

NO GAMES UH UH I LOVE MY MOTHER.

[official-seojohnny]

NOPE I LOVE MY MOMMY FOR LETTING ME RIP HER 05/04/2001

[kwannie-boo]

I LOVE MY MUM

[wonluce]

Margaret ily

[super-firepaw119]

Not taking any chances

[honk-number2]

sorry my dudes

[libbysartblog2]

alight

[blarbynose]

paranoia

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REBLOG IF YOU ARE JEWISH, SUPPORT JEWISH PEOPLE, OR JUST WANT TO PUNCH NAZIS IN THE FACE

[blarbynose]

Punching Nazis sounds good.

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reblog if you’d invite robbie rotten to your b’day

[becidot]

scroll past if ur MEAN

[superlazycake]

Of course

[blarbynose]

Sure, ok